When I am 64...will I still get laid?

A good friend asks...

Dear Grandma Sex,

Will I have good sex when I am old?

JIB



Dear JIB,

There are 3 things you have to do to have good sex when you are old.

1. Exercise your pubic muscles. Do penis lifts. The Tantric Yogis in India spend lifetimes practising control of their johnsons and they don't have trouble getting it up. A well trained dick is a healthy dick.

2. Fantasize. Have a healthy fantasy life. The key to turning on the old sex machine is the ability to get the mind in on the sexiness. The brain is the biggest erotic organ.

3. Get over the human body. People who get the most sex are the people who think everyone is sexy. Think about that. If you can still get turned on by a person even if they are pudgy or wrinkly or gray haired, then you will have a good sex life. Maybe try practising on some old folks while you're still a young whipper snapper.

Wishin you.....

Good Lovin,
Grandma Sex.