Funny Letters to Grandma Sex

Funny Letters to Grandma Sex
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Hello lovelies,

Sometimes my readers write me funny letters that give this old granny a chance to dust off her funny bone. Check out these latest rib ticklers. And thanks to all my readers for writing in...

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Dear Grandma Sex,

You might be the one to answer this. My girlfriend and I want to have a 3 way, but she wants her dad to be in it and I want oprah to be in it. What should I do?????

signed,
Hot for O

Dear HFO,

Compromise, use Don King.

Love, Grandma Sex

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Dear Grandma Sex,

y r u so horny, i mean ur like 99 if you were say 40 would you still like to bone?

signed,
Young and Curious

Dear Curious,

These old bones love to bone, heck, the real good sex starts after 65. I'll teach some tricks....:).
Never underestimate a horny old woman.

Love, Grandma Sex

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So keep writing in kids, and keep reading my posts. And until then, I hope you all have some...

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